Wednesday, January 28, 2009

ICE Storm 2009 - New Albany

I like history. But sometimes living through historic events can really suck.

Click below to see photographs of the Ice Storm impact on Cedar Bough Place.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

The day that Squirrels tried to take over Indianapolis and the Hoosier hero that saved the city and possibly the world

I don’t like squirrels. That fact must be understood before reading further. I’ve discussed this before.

So as I’m reading this article in the CJ this morning, Hoosier squirrels going nuts over acorns' absence, by Will Higgins, you can imagine that I was amused and pleased. Squirrels are running short of nuts. “If the squirrels are going to die, they’d better go ahead and do it and decrease the surplus population”, I thought to myself happily.

But then my heart, already full of glee, nearly exploded with glee upon reading this excerpt:

In the fall of 1822, a horde of squirrels ran rampant through Indianapolis.

The rodents came "swarming through the town," according to the Encyclopedia of Indianapolis. The region's corn crop was "literally destroyed."

Calvin Fletcher, one of Indianapolis' leading citizens at the time, claimed that during the mayhem, a single farmer killed 248 squirrels in three days.

A nameless squirrel killing machine and American (and Hoosier) Hero. This guy killed an average of 3.4 squirrels per hour for three days. Bravo nameless Hoosier squirrel killing machine! Did he shoot them all? Use a big stick? Sword? Was he some sort of Hoosier ninja? You just know I’ll be doing more research on this.

Surely there must a statue of this guy somewhere in Indy. Had the dirty little rodents succeeded and taken Indy, the crossroads of America no less, what would have stopped them from taking the rest of the country and then the world?

God bless brave Hoosiers with crazy rodent killing skills.

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